JJ decides not to show up to (allegedly) go to his "best" friend's birthday party or whatever. We both know we are his only best friends. Since he was gone we roasted him and are gonna see if he listens to the whole thing to find out what we said.  

Anyways... we also talk Hog ball of course. Jimmy Whitt. Todd Dingleberry is cancelled. Brady to the Cowboys? No need to press the panic button on the Hogs baseball team. DVH is still the GOAT. Etc.