There were yard sales and babies and stuff… Also, a bit of pollen (one of the helicopter things) flew directly into my mouth.  I was mouth raped by a tree.  How was your day? -_- Did you hear about the taco bot?  I WANT ONE (a taco, not really the bot).

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Factoid of the Week:

Mars robots, Spirit andOpportunity, have logged 10.5 miles trudging across the Red Planet for more than three years. The unstoppable droids were built to last 90days.

Penis Ring Sparks Bomb Threat

Motel Owner Spends 29 Years Perving on Guests…

Words of Wisdom:

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset .  -Saint Francis de Sales