[leans in over flashlight] And they weren’t done yet. After murdering the Touch Bar, the perpetrators cackled manically as they introduced a Pro laptop with just eight gigabytes of RAM. In 2023!

[crowd shrieks]

This week: artificial coffee, ciders, and Apple’s ghoulish fall Mac event. 🎃.

Links:

• @reckless1280 • Hall of fame unlabeled chart • Threads
• Apple announces new 14-inch and 16-inch MacBook Pro: M3 chip, Space Black, cheaper $1599 starting price - 9to5Mac
• Apple just killed off the last Mac with a Touch Bar - 9to5Mac
• @halideapp • A look at how today’s event was shot on iPhone. • Threads
• @sdw • I am begging Apple PR to understand that absolutely nobody is insane enough to put an iMac on a k... • Threads