Writer and comedian Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz, @DystopianYA) teaches us how to sell a book from Twitter, how to survive in a social media wasteland, how to deal with your parents thinking you're not funny, how to bring back the dead with CGI, how to handle annoying MFA students, how to use gestures to establish a character, and how to hate Snapchat. Then we make Dana write one-line short stories! For sale: baby podcast, never listened to.