Would you like to know far too much about the Great Molasses Flood of 1919?  Have you heard Mozart's song, "Lick Me in the Ass?"  What do you remember about the friendly soldiers of Liechtenstein, or why Ben Franklin took "air baths?"  We have the answers here, in this enlightening episode about the history you never learned in school.

*Fact Check: "Kick My Ass" is a Vic Chesnutt song and not created by Big Star.  Garbage did, however, cover it.*