Thanks to the recent release of MGSV: The Phantom Pain, we here at Games Witticism finally have an excuse to talk at length about Metal Gear. Before we dive into that, though, we discuss Mario Maker, the Total War franchise, and all the weird and morally questionable stuff you can get up to in Crusader Kings 2. You know, like killing your older son 'cuz he's just too dumb. WARNING: we spoil absolutely everything about MGSV. So if that's a problem, stop the podcast as soon as we start talking about it. We don't talk about any other games after it, so you won't miss anything.