Through the magic of Zoom and Facebook Live, Chip and Jeff discuss the lowest-rated Hallmark Christmas Movies, Brian Seymour's Xmas at Fergie’s charity download, bar dessert flan fail, Maine garage cheesecakes, Fraud Street Run recap, new FSR t-shirt, knockoff merch, Chip’s Tips for Falling Asleep, Chip’s charity research, non-denominational holiday songs, Kevin's Chili, Goo Goo Dolls, Daryl Hall, Karen Kilgariff, favorite tweets, and so much more frankincense and mirth.