When Aliens Come to Tea

Episode 36: The Great Gravity Subscription Crisis, Octuple Helix Humans & Alien Tech Disasters


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Reality is unstable! Felix Andromeda kicks things off floating on his ceiling as GraviCorp's system-wide outage causes the Great Gravity Subscription Crisis – plunging millions into zero-G chaos, sparking black markets, and revealing corporate absurdity (Unicorn tears?!). 

Then, delve deep into xenogenetics with Dr. Rip Helix as we explore the monumental shift from double to octuple helix DNA in space-born humans – discussing enhanced abilities, the driving forces, shocking reproductive incompatibility, legal distinctions, and the potential loss of 'Earth Classic' identity (#SpaceDNA). Feeling brave? 

We review hilariously WACKY alien inventions from the Gliese 581g Tech Expo, featuring pan-dimensional laundry, existential appliances, and disastrous anti-gravity pogo boots (#ExpoImplosion). Finally, Comet Channing forecasts 'Ablutionary Asteroids' – prepare for lavender soap bubbles and rubber duck showers (#CosmicWeather)! Includes a philosophical conundrum on 'Persona Weavers' and a brief Reality Check moment. #ScienceFictionPodcast #SpaceOpera #AlienStories #HumorPodcast #FuturisticTech #GeneticEvolution #CosmicHorror #Satire #AudioDrama #GNN

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When Aliens Come to TeaBy Felix Andromeda