Every day it's the same but not today because today you’re roast-battling Big Earl Skakel! Ok, sure, you’ve only been doing comedy for 3 months and Earl’s been grinding for more than twenty years but so what? You’ve cock-teased some of the best open micers in the scene &, in turn, they’ve written some of the most vicious jokes at Earl’s expense for you; your victory is certain & your reward will be the undying adulation of your comedy peers & a shot at television stardom. Not too shabby. Fast-forward to the big event. Your 1st joke hits the skids & Earl has you on the ropes with a devastating comeback about you fucking open micers for roast jokes. Your 3 months of slumming it at open mics can’t help you now! You stutter. You stammer. You sweat through your clothes. Earl shows you no mercy, he verbally eviscerates you. Earl crushes you with ease. Earl destroys you so thoroughly that none of your comedy peers will speak to you after the battle is finished. Your boyfriend breaks up with you at the show. Your mother leaves with Earl. You quit comedy that very night, not that anyone notices...all you have left in your life is your favorite podcast: W3 Thr33 Tr0lls. Earl Skakel is the guest on W3 Thr33 Tr0lls this week...now you have nothing :)