For whatever reason, I decided to draw on my face throughout the whole show… and make myself more and more clown-like.  Why?  Who knows? I also, REALLY need to pee, but what’s new with that?  Enjoy the madness of the following stories!  Also, there is ET in there somewhere.

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Factoid of the Week:

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

An 18th Century Chinese vase that was used as a door-stop at a house by a Birmingham family has been sold for 865,000 at auction.

Fla. woman threatens man with hatchet for refusing sex

Police: Man Tried To Shove Bag Of Poop Down Woman’s Pants On Upper East Side

Utah Man Who Sued for Right to Marry His Computer: ‘This Is Not a Game’

Words of Wisdom:

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat.