Something is biting my leg!  I cannot see it, so one can only assume it is a tiny green bug from X-Files. >_<  I also ate way too much for breakfast and now need waffles to make it better :p

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Factoid of the Week:

The five Olympic rings represent the five major regions of the world – Africa, the Americas, Asia, Europe and Oceana, and every national flag in the world includes one of the five colors, which are (from left to right) blue, yellow, black, green, and red.

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Words of Wisdom:

The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking part; the essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well. -Pierre de Coubertin