I am currently eating a pickle in cream cheese… and I am so very pleased to be doing this.  Seriously, go get a pickle and smear cream cheese on it… and then eat it.  It’s amazing.  Stop snarling your nose.  Unless you don’t like one of the two ingredients… then just keep moving on.  I also drank a beer.

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Factoid of the Week:

Handshakes were originally meant to make sure that the person you were meeting wasn’t carrying a concealed weapon. The hand clasp proved that your hand was empty and shaking was meant to dislodge any weapons hiding up the sleeve.

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Words of Wisdom:

Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or frightened but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace, like a clock during a thunderstorm. – Robert Louis Stevenson