I’ve been using the Muse Headband (omg, so amazing), watching Black Mirror, and reading about self-driving beer delivery trucks that go on 120 mile trips… we live in the future, man!  Just yesterday, I asked my phone how many cups were in 2 pints and she TOLD me.  It was a glorious moment.  Now, off to have intercourse with my robot boyfriend!

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Factoid of the Week:

By law, a pregnant woman can pee anywhere she wants to in Britain, even if she chooses, in a police officer’s helmets.

Topless-Selfie Leads to Crash with a Squad Car

Man Stops at In-n-Out Burger during Police Chase

Lover of Large

Rash of Clown Sightings

Words of Wisdom:

Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest – Alexandre Dumas