It’s Brett and it’s Jeff…and that’s it! We discuss the greatest eclipse a boy might ever know. Jesus photo bombs a fetus. And a sick pervert enjoys himself at The Emoji Movie. Plus, even if you could shag a Marilyn Monroe sex doll, she’s still just a lifeless heap of parts. TOTALITY!

Artist: The Deviants; Album: Ptooff!; Intro: Garbage; Outro: Charlie