We're a little fragile after a "business meeting" the night before, but we bring the noise (by which we mean: nice words) to you, our beautiful listeners, in this non-Halloween-themed episode. THIS WEEK:

- What's the deal with beholders?

- Where shouldn't owlbears be?

- Should bards be allowed?

- What if the more powerful a magic item was, the bigger and heavier it was?

And many more. We love you. Come away with us on a boat. You won't regret it. Don't look to the shore: there's nothing more for you there. You belong with us on the ocean waves now. Eat this fish.

Yours,

- Grant and Chris