North V South is full of love this week. This week we explore the ifs, whys and wherefores about loving design. Listen to the chaps turn a simple question into an existential primal scream.

Jon ties together news items about IKEA, Noam Chomsky, Speedball 2 and a corrugated ruler. Rob can only gaze upon proceedings in awe while wearing a folding bike helmet that looks like a Christmas decoration.

An M&S roast chicken pie and a huge beef pie are today’s special guests.