Our friend Leigh the resident witch is back to help make sure 2026 starts on the right foot. We take a hard trip down memory lane with the D.A.R.E. program as Joel reads his actual 5th-grade D.A.R.E. promise… and yes, he’s still mad about one specific thing. Plus: trivia chaos, math that should absolutely be easy (but somehow isn’t), an unexpected Frank Sinatra singalong, elite stoner snack discussion, and plenty of side quests along the way.