If they made Punky Brewster into a feature length film and they were casting for a 28 year old Punky, I'm pretty sure this week's guest would land the gig. Kelsey, a friend of the show and gift to the world is the kind of girl-next-door you want in your corner if life gets even remotely somber. She is ageless and has a zeal for living that rivals that of the little girl who stood on the bathroom sink and purposely declared to the world that she liked absolutely everything. After months of pleading Kelsey finally worked an Unofficial visit into her busy schedule and Coop and Myan are so excited they can barely even let her talk. Take a breath, fellas.

Unofficial fills this week's Thursday guest show with an hour of all your favorites: racism, meditation, wordless auditions for sexual lubricants. The boys find a way to compare police officers to pit bulls, care about the number of wheels on a dump truck and even name a future band after Kelsey's lip sweat. LIP SWEAT!!! Coop teaches us that turbulence is all bark, that being early is only for the cool kids and that we finally have a photo of a real black hole. Myan sits on an astrological fence, waxes on about the Ultra Deep Field and the vast unknowingness of our immesurable Universe and argues against anyone giving a shit about his birthday. Honestly, he's not going to remember yours so what's the point?

So make a bit of time to sit with your Unofficial friends, take in a little pointless prattle and ask yourself where your mind's creativity and body's ability to manifest converge and what your talent and art really mean to you and what you're going to do about it. As Kelsey noted, in many ways we are "taught to be small," perhaps not encouraged to even be ourselves. But it's our choice to rise beyond the boxes, to be present, to constantly carbonate the space around us and those with whom we share it. To truly...live in a question mark.