Learned Hands: The Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association

Episode 37: "Point Made; Dany the Deadly Deal Lawyer 🔥🔥🔥"


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In this thirty-seventh episode (in a row?) of Learned Hands, the Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar Association, Merry & Clint ask: How does Daenerys's deal with the slavers reflect her methods of persuasion?

Our analysis this week includes:

  • Your Hands finally revisit one of the two main characters of the series, Dany, to talk about one of the most thrilling moments of the series: Dracarys!
  • We get amazing input from our listeners as to why this moment is so iconic. 
  • Merry introduces the Art of the Trick Fuck to the ASOIAF canon, and guides us all on the various ins and outs, if you were.
  • Clint focuses on why exactly the Good Masters are so thoroughly moronic from the prospect of a merchant and a sovereign, and brings up a very old man war dad comparison: Robert E. Lee. 
  • Instead of saying "it depends" like they usually do Learned Hands gives a definitive legal answer(!) as to whether or not Dany committed commercial fraud when she sold Drogon, but you'll have to listen to find out!
  • (...SPOILER: don't think about that questioned with a poisoned lawyer brain, it's really bad for you so just don't do it)
  • (...but ALSO SPOILER: no)
  • CONTENT WARNING: Slavery, child abuse, child murder, animal abuse, animal murder, murder in general, and mentions of Jorah Mormont.
  • BURN THEM ALL DANY, DRACARYS DRACARYS DRACARYS

Supplemental reading: 

  • Where to pay your dues
  • Point Made

Extensive audio engineering by LittleWolfBird. Intro & Outro music courtesy Sid Luscious & The Pants. None of this should be construed as legal advice OBVIOUSLY. 

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Learned Hands: The Official Podcast of the Westerosi Bar AssociationBy Maester Merry & Clint