For appetizers, Gabriel brings us Fear and Loathing in Logan, Colorado, where we discover an amazing cocktail of whiskey, a rattle snake, and powdered uranium in a stolen automobile.

Sarah follows up with a less bizarre - but equally horrifying - plane story for our entrée, one that makes Zach curse a record number of times before the end of the article.

And, finally, for dessert, a silly, Olympic-sized fail that we hastily cram into a train.

Here’s to that feel when uranium is any card in a local situation, when no one else is locked into the pitch-black plane with you, and nobody appreciates your gravity-defying leaps.

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