def. - one who can spontaneously utilize any object or method in the pursuit of smoking, ingesting, and consuming marijuana. may, but does not necessarily have to be a man/bar hybrid.

"Bro, I can't believe you just made a bong out of PVC pipe, a hula hoop, and the sinew of a leopard seal. You're such a stoney MacGyver."

That's right friends. Today we are talking about the best builders, tinkerers, and inventors to see who can create the ultimate smoking device out of any and everything. Who do you think can do it? Let me know in the comments below!