So, adult coloring books are awesome… but I want KIDS coloring books for adults. I want giant spaces to fill in, not tiny ass little spots that my ultra-sharpened colored pencil can’t even fit inside. Why can’t they make the kids coloring books without connecting the dots and mass stupidity and let adults color those? Why do they want to make us blind and call it theraputic? It’s all a scam from the people who make glasses…

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