I’m going to eat pizza tonight and I am super stoked about it.  I lurve pizza.  It’s gooey and warm and salty and amazing and WHY IS IT NOT MADE YET!?  I am going to die!  Also, I think I need a nap.  Or more Tea.  Also, I talk about tea on the show a lot today… because tea is life.  And coconut oil.  Coconut oil and tea are life.  Lives.  Yes.

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Factoid of the Week:

Britain is the second-largest nation of tea drinkers per capita.  Ireland is the first.

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Words of Wisdom:

A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. – Eleanor Roosevelt