I found out that lime juice in hibiscus tea is just about the best thing that has every happened to the civilized world. I’m not sure why no one told me this earlier, and I am quite saddened by the fact that lime juice in tea isn’t enough of a thing that I didn’t hear about it ages ago. I also would like a nap. I decided to run from zombies for a few miles today… and that was very tiring. I did get a bottle of water and some trousers, though… so that was nice. “Zombies, Run!” is a fun app. Check it out.

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Factoid of the Week:

The US has the 10th largest oil reserve in the world. Venezuela has the largest, with 298.35 billion barrels compared to the US’ 33 billion barrels.

Taiwan politician’s funeral features 50 pole dancers

Wrong number: Louisiana man texts deputy about meth delivery

Man ‘opens fire on wife over grilled cheese sandwich bite’

Now you can do yoga with goats in Oregon

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Truth will rise above falsehood as oil above water. -Miguel de Cervantes