Today is Sam’s 2nd birthday, so this episode of inappropriateness is brought to you by his parents successfully having sex 2 years and 9 months ago!  Yay!  Always wear a condom… unless you also want a child that gets sand in his shoes.  I want orange juice.  Squirrel.

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Factoid of the Week:

The orange is a citrus fruit and is a hybrid of the pomelo and mandarin.

Salt lake in Australian park turns bright pink

Lawyer’s Pants Catch On Fire During Arson Trial

Tiny brain found inside ovary of 16-year-old girl

Now You Can Give Oral Sex Long-Distance By Licking Your Phone

Words of Wisdom:

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. – Anthony J. D’Angelo