Well folks, they can't all be winners. Thankfully, some truly excellent letters from our listeners more than make up for a mediocre instalment of One Million (as per the trade paperback).

Today’s reading: Starman 1,000,000 and, like, five pages of Green Lantern 1,000,000

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Theme tune by Eliot Red. Cover art by Gavin Mitchell.