(2:32) Story Time- Jon's going away party in Illinois
 (14:12) What Would It Take to get fuckin stabbed? What part of your body would you choose to get stabbed?
 (22:57) Top 3 items to buy that would make the cashier question what you're doing.
 (30:30) You've Got 99 Problems, We've Got Time For One- what's the correct amount to tip?
 (43:32) Who Would Win in this Adam Sandler character Battle Royale?
 (54:58) Did you vote this week?? You fuckin better have, because we're Checkin the Poles!
 (58:02) As always, Jon's Bad Joke of the Day!!!