Every day it's the same, you studiously study the same 3 books: the Bible, the Talmud and the Quran. You look through these books religiously, pun very much intended. You read them in an effort to decipher which religion is the TRUE religion, which of the big 3 is the real deal…you read until you go blind and then you listen to each book on tape until you are deaf. On your deathbed you convert to christianity, certain it is the one true faith. In hell you discover you were wrong. As you writhe in Satan’s flames you are subjected to W3 Thr33 Tr0lls on eternal rotation, the nefarious podcast blares into your ears from all sides. You see, W3 Thr33 Tr0lls was the one true faith! Them 3 tr0lls is your gods, maggot! BOW DOWN.