Is Myan Finally getting a Tesla?? NO! Well yes but not right now. Elon emailed last week and said he could lease one for cheap so it's basically T-minus for launch. Yeah Tesla Stock has taken a hit recently but disrupting a 100 year old industry of human transportation for a global population, literally fueled by the lifeblood of the corrupted world economy (after war of course) is not the simplest task. Luckily the profits made on a little Tesla stock will eventually pay for the downpayment on the lease making every aspect of modern, electric car-buying an overwhelmingly sustainable endeavor. So you basically hate the planet if you don't lease a Tesla. That could be an effective ad campaign. Tesla: Stop hating Earth!

Coop and Myan are creeping up on 40 here next week...episodes, that is and the topics of discussion have begun to really elevate to some serious stuff. It turns out that Cooper doesn't really like DVD commentary and Myan solves an issue of traffic etiquette with donuts. Throw in a classic Boy Scout Old Lady-badge and two Polish dudes named Michael and you've got yourself an episode guaranteed to be nominated for a Poddy. I don't know if podcast awards exist but they absolutely will at some point and someone is gonna call one a "Poddy."

Unofficial brings you only the finest, handcrafted, impromptu, artisanal audio-gold and Thursdays we drag some innocent soul down with us and it's goddamn, unadulterated country gravy. This Thursday it's Coop's friend Michal, a cinematographer from Poland, visiting America to find his own path to success and maybe some genuine human connections if time permits. So strap on your listenin' caps, pray to whatever phony, flying bearded unicorn you think brings the rain and thank your mom for pushing her own happiness aside to give you a chance to play Angry Birds and watch a couple of seasons of Whitney. If time permits.