Apparently, the inside of my shower looks like an botanical garden because of all the hippy crap I use on my face and hair.  Look, honey is good for your skin!  So is brewer’s yeast.  It just smells like beer.  Actually, you can just use beer.  I had pineapple in my drink and it is now eating the roof of my mouth off.  Someone help.  Why.  It hurts.

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Factoid of the Week:

Your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark.

To avoid trip with girlfriend, travel agent sent ‘hijack threat’ to airports

Coin toss decides winner of small Illinois village election

WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO USE URINE FILLED CONDOM TO PASS DRUG TEST

Incredibly loud sex interrupts Florida tennis match

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