Late to the Party: Jack just discovered You On Kazoo, a video from 1989 starring a kid who really loves to kazoo. /

Not Him! Anyone But Him! Morgan Freeman has been accused of sexual whatever by multiple women, because it's 2018 and why not.

/ Dumb News: The term "Summa Cum Laude" is now apparently profane, according to Publix. Elsewhere, an Ohio man called 911 because a pig was stalking him - www.talkradiomeltdown.com