This week we discuss Cloud Growth Rates, Corporate Security, Meta’s Strategy and Elon’s Twitter Takeover. Plus, some thoughts on bike locks and a parenting post mortem.
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Cormac will give her a ride homeThe Baby is asleepMaybe she will get angry.Lectures don’t workSee you on Mars, motherfucker!You can have 1 piece of dog walkIt’s only stupid until it works.Make big bets, but don’t tell anyone until you win.Armchair strategists.I forgot the Nokia thing, that was kind of a big deal.How long have I been workingThe CTA of TwitterAn exercise for the listenerRundown
As overall cloud infrastructure market growth dips to 24%, AWS reports slowdownCloud Giants UpdateAmazon's cloud business just recorded its weakest growth to date and missed analysts' estimatesMetaMeta MythsMeta shares plummet on weak fourth-quarter forecast and earnings missMeta shares dip is proof metaverse plan never really had legsJim Cramer cries and issues a public apology after being wrong about $METAMaybe they’ve maxed out on TAM-by-userTwitterElon Musk completes Twitter purchase, immediately fires CEO and other execsElon Musk’s First Move Is To Fire The Person Most Responsible For Twitter’s Strong Free Speech StanceWelcome to hell, ElonRelevant to your Interests
Apple to put USB-C connectors in iPhones to comply with EU rulesDocumentary Film “Inside Prometheus” Highlights Open Source Impact and the Innovators That Make it HappenInside Prometheus: new film showcases the impact and the innovatorsWhat a combined Broadcom and VMware can deliver to our customersMicrosoft (MSFT) Q1 2023 Earnings Call Transcript @themotleyfool #stocks $MSFTBig Tech's ranks swelled last yearApple beats earnings during tech stock meltdownEverything we know so far about Jack Dorsey’s brand new appList of KubeCon SponsorsWas Jack Welch the Greatest C.E.O. of His Day—or the Worst?Google reportedly spends $100 million on avatars to take on TikTokDevOps de los MuertosPrepare Now for Critical Flaw in OpenSSL, Security Experts WarnNetflix is acquiring cozy game developer Spry FoxIBM to launch database-as-a-service version of Db2Singapore to phase out checks by 205Cutting R&D to Grow GTM Spend1Password acquires Texas-based Passage to fuel push into passkeysSponsors
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Wirecutter RecommendationTiny toiletries forever? The future of TSA, from liquids to shoes.Conferences
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Join us in Slack.Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube.Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total.Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk!Recommendations
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