As I was making my cucumber sammich this afternoon, I managed to shake half a full bottle of turmeric into the ingredients… making my meal totally anti-inflammatory, mustard yellow, and slightly less tasty that it would have been with 1/45th of the amount of turneric.  HnH tastes better than a half bottle of turmeric.

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Words of Wisdom:

Memories are like mercury. Every time you sort of try to get near them, they slip out of your hand like a bar of soap. -Daphne Guinness