I have a cold.  Rather, a cold was forced upon me.  Having something indicates some degree of wantedness, whereas, one does not want a cold.  Cold’s are displeasing to even the most gentle soul.  They are humorless, unfeeling, and altogether a most inhospitable guest.  I think I shall have a bit of tea and ask my objectionable guest to piss off.

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