Alec comes on the show and him and Dan finish off a bottle of Celtic Honey Liqueur. There would have been more if Dan's drunk ass hadn't drank it all when the Texas blizzard came in. The duo talk about pissin, moving to Alaska, having a Pitbull and going topless. Some of this episode is mildly educational, the rest is just Dan being a degenerate as per usual.

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