It's Chris's turn to visit Copenhagen, this time as a pseudo-Norwegian. Notes on football, mayonnaise, and the behaviour of Norwegians and the English abroad is compared. Knut hires a chatbot; Chris does culture.

Links:

• Comparison of Norwegian Bokmål and Standard Danish - Wikipedia
• Danish pastry - Wikipedia — In Danish, Norwegian and Swedish, the term for Danish pastry is wienerbrød/wienerbröd, "Viennese bread".
• Bicycle rentals in Copenhagen | VisitCopenhagen — So many options.
• Danish Mayo - A Cupboard Essential - ScandiKitchen — Ugh, you know?
• Sandwich for Lunch | Mr. Bean Official - YouTube
• Stiff upper lip - Wikipedia — Knut's is actually frozen
• Sport in Glasgow - Wikipedia
• Roller skiing - Wikipedia — aka road skiing
• BBC - Can festive cheer boost your language skills? — The BBC's version of that Danish news story about how drinking makes you less anxious about your second language skills
• Quotation mark - Wikipedia
• Hygge - Wikipedia
• The Last Samurai (2003) - IMDb
• Piggsko herre - Herresko - Sko | XXL — Piggsko! For when you need pigs in your decks.
• www.best-grip.no – Den beste skrupigg — Skrupigg! For when you want to screw pigs into your decks.
• Yaktrax — Yaktrax! I just like saying the word. Yaktrax!
• Tapperiet Brus – Brewery, bar, shop and eatery in Nørrebro, Copenhagen by craft brewery To Øl
• Danish Bacon - Wikipedia
• Pork rind - Wikipedia — or pork scratchings, as we say in the UK
• Jennifer Lawrence backstage after 2013 Oscar win - YouTube — The whole 6-minute press conference is great, but the clip links right to that bit.
• Paris syndrome - Wikipedia
• The Moon Opera, kinesisk dansedrama
• The Bridgewater Hall — Chris's gold standard for contemporary auditoria
• How the sandwich consumed Britain | The long read | News | The Guardian