Every day it's the same: an endless barrage of loneliness, tedium and dreary boredom. Another friendless summer comes to a close and junior year begins. You swear to yourself this school year will be different, this will be the year you break out of your shell. All summer long your worked on the new you: you lifted weights in the basement every day, you immersed yourself in the manosphere each night, you listened to W3 Thr33 Tr0lls in-between and crafted a dynamite new persona for yourself. This is going to be your year…this is the year you don’t let the wheelchair hold you back, this is the year you will finally get a girlfriend!!!