Listen in as Lauren schools the guys on the ancient art of not getting pregnant. Spoiler alert: Kuykendall is SUPER drunk in this episode - it doesn't go so well for him. Lauren draws first blood on a VERY drunk Kuykendall, Kirk drops a fast one on Mitch then makes a REALLY dirty joke, at least Todd is disinfected, Lauren starts dropping real knowledge early, fly landings are landing, Mitch impresses us all with his fly trapping abilities, the boys plot how to derail Lauren’s episode, Kuykendall is a traitor, it sounds like concern for Kuykendall but they’re really all just haters, Lauren switches things up with the awkwardness, Professor Lauren finally gets things rolling, Trivia team names are important, Kirk blows Todd’s mind with a Nam joke, Todd guesses all the guesses, Mitch gives a story for an answer, Todd is becoming slowly obsessed with sheep intestines but is kinda right, it’s true – editing this was fun for that same reason, READ A BOOK, EWWWWW, SUPER GROSS, why wouldn’t people want to test this? Vagina traffic jam, but WAIT MOTORCYCLES! Egypt was lit fam, thorns aren’t fun to fornicate with, HI TUTTLE! The only thing the bible and the Quran agree on, Kirk gets SUPER offensive, Hydra penis is a terrifying idea, it was actually a doodle – not a photo, Lauren is relentless in this episode, stupidity will never go extinct, tar and feathering your penis is not a fun idea, ancient Roman PCP was the shit, liquid knives is not like liquid nails, you can take the guy out of the party but you can’t take the party out of the guy, bad ideas can last a LONG time, Kirk gives bad advice like all the time, Windex jokes back to the 1920s episode, Mitch on repeat, wool is so scratchy though, Siphium was literally money, Mitch’s mind is literally blown, let drunken bygones be bygones, BREAK, Lauren invents a new season, Kuykenmess is apparently fun all around, drunk Kuykendall is essentially irresistible, Lauren still laying it on thick, Kuykendall has now blown Mitch’s mind too, Kuykendall is officially broken, Lauren is SAVAGE, a whole new meaning to the word “salty.” Kuykendall feels genuine remorse, more Kuykendall travel stories, Kirk gets real dark, Mitch was actually right, she was trying REAL hard, quick pomegranate lesson, shit is getting weird, all they had in Greece was olive oil, EVERYTHING ferments, FIGHT CLUB, EXPENDIBLE is the word you’re looking for bro, Futurama reference, Todd has an epiphany, Thrice reference, Mitch and Kirk get too excited about a dumb joke, Kirk can’t create a coherent thought, unplanned Wizzywigs plug, Kirk was told he had a great time, the PRISON STD test, Alligator Bob is the jam. Outro Music: Things of Earth - Glass Gallows