Did it REALLY take us this long to discuss makeup?! Because believe it or not, we might just know a thing or two about this topic (even though we ourselves only wear chapstick and a little tinted moisturiser. And that's not even on our faces...)   

How did we go from eyesores in eyeliner to stunning dolls?  From whence did our makeup obsessions originate? What lotions and potions, illusions and trickery, have we mastered over the years? Listen on to uncover how we became the dome-faced, tiger-striped, naturally fresh women you see before thee today!   

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