The gang’s all here — and the scorecards are out.

Andy Jaye brings together the full Adopted Geordies crew for the definitive end-of-season verdict on Newcastle United’s 2025/26 campaign. Joining him are NUFC legend Rob Lee, former Lasses captain Amber Keegan Stobbs, and resident funnyman Raul Kohli — plus a very special addition to the panel: new member Why-AI-Man, whose scores are, of course, completely unbiased.

Every player gets marked out of ten. Some ratings are brutal. Some are… let’s say generous. All of them are delivered with the passion and deep love for the club that makes this lot who they are. And with the summer transfer window on the horizon, the panel don’t just look back — they look forward, naming the targets they want to see walking through the door as Newcastle enter what could be a summer of real change. Pull up a pew. The jury is in.

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