It’s Awards Week in podland. The prizes were handed out to the nation’s favourite pods and Guy fails to hide his disappointment that THAT’S JUST RIDICULOUS did not make the podium. It’s a bitter pill to swallow and unfortunately one that you don’t get high on. Paul doesn’t give a shit. We also talk about how we would act under torture, male grooming, Andrew Motion, and Paul’s late night acting out on the internet.