The pod has woken up and found itself thirsty. Also we've found ourselves exhausted by the prospect of attempting to care more about another Mariners' offseason than the team itself so WE'RE TALKING FOOTBALL. David, Scott, and Nathan sit down over dinner at David's swanky new bachelor pad to talk Josh Gordon, Russell Wilson, and how you all don't appreciate a good thing when you have you incredibly spoiled babies.

(Music Credit: Hundredth, Caterina Valente, Mo Lowda and the Humble)