Dog Metal: Nothing is more soothing than small dogs playing death metal. / Leavin’ on a Jet Plane: An airport worker in Washington stole an airplane, took it on a joyride and ultimately crashed it. Shockingly, his demeanor was pleasant the entire time. / All Starz: For some reason, the Smashing Pumpkins and Smash Mouth are feuding. / Brah: A scientific study reveals that behavior is significantly impacted by Red Bull and vodka. Also, the sky is blue. / Dumb News: Fox News believes Aretha Franklin and Patti LaBelle are the same person. Meanwhile, Bill Cosby believes being classified as a “predator” might affect his reputation. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com