I cooked my first meal in the new house!  I made a bigger mess!  I should just accept that eating out every night is going to make me a better person because I don’t have to grocery shop, create some sort of edible nourishment, clean up dishes, or think much past, “How far is Sassol from my house?”  I am now hungry.  I want hummus.  Think about what you guys have done!

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Factoid of the Week:

Many Native American tribes used black paint to signify life and yellow paint to signify death.

Swiss flushing away millions in gold and silver every year

A firefighter brought a watermelon as a gift for his new colleagues. He was fired for it

Woman Trades McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce for a Car

Nose hair extensions are the latest bizarre beauty trend

Words of Wisdom:

If you hear a voice within you say ‘you cannot paint,’ then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced. -Vincent Van Gogh