Hello and welcome to our very first podcast! Today we're discussing episode 309, "Stealing Fire."

0:00 - In Which We Introduce Ourselves and Hope We Haven’t Freaked You Out Yet

0:03 - In Which Old-School Clarke Is Back, Bitches

0:18 - In Which We Discuss Erin’s Thesis For the Whole Season

0:27 - In Which We Secretly Love Ontari

0:34 - In Which We AGGRESSIVELY Love Indra

0:37 - In Which Octavia Is EVERYTHING This Season

0:49 - In Which We Take a Brief Sidebar To Yell About All the Storytelling Problems In the First Half of the Season

0:52 - In Which We Are So Goddamn Excited About the Delinquents

0:56 - In Which Bryan and Miller are the Literal Romeo and Juliet of This Show

0:59 - In Which Claire Is “Not Exactly a Pike Apologist, But . . .”

1:06 - In Which Everything at Arkadia Makes Much More Sense If You Mentally Re-Insert Lincoln Into Every Storyline

1:17 - In Which We Spend Half an Hour Yelling About Lincoln’s Death

1:46 - In Which It Is Genuinely Astonishing It Took This Long For One of Us to Make a “Hamilton” Reference

1:47 - In Which Erin Is Concerned Octavia’s Going to Turn Out to Be Pregnant

1:49 - In Which KABBY!!!!!!!!!!!

2:00 - In Which We Bid You Farewell Until Next Week and Hope You Do Not Regret Your Life Choices In Listening to This