Well hello, sailors!

Welcome aboard a very special maritime edition of “Meta Station at Sea,” where an oceanic oil rig full of pacifist isolationists and their badass queen drop some much-needed truth bombs on our seafaring Adventure Squad. Meanwhile, back on dry land, Pindra is rising, we take a surprisingly metaphysical side trip into discussing the nature of human consciousness, and Monty has a big day. Also, join us for our newest segment, “Mystery or Plot Hole?”, where we try to figure out how the ever-living hell ALIE got onto the oil rig or found out Sinclair was dead. ANCHORS AWEIGH!

(P.S. I had like nine other boat puns I could have used here and chose not to, YOU’RE WELCOME)

0:00 – Sailors, Take Warning

0:01 – INDRA’S PRISON RULES: Step 1, Make a Shiv. Step 2, Stand in the Corner and Wait.

0:04 – Hello, I Would Like to Place an Order for a “Three’s Company”-Style Spinoff Sitcom Starring the Reluctant Hero Trifecta

0:10 – Emori, Hannah, Derrick, ALIE and “Love Is Weakness”

0:19 – ALIE vs. Princess Mechanic: Erin’s Super-Awesome Finale Speculations

0:27 – Monty Green, American Hero

0:29 – Does ALIE Just Have Brain Data or Also Souls? (Also If Everyone in the CoL Is Linked Then Did EVERYONE Have Sex with Murphy?)

0:45 – “All You Know How to Do Is Fight”: The Octavia Blake Story

1:02 – And Now It’s Time for Some Luna Flailing

1:08 – In Which the Library Is Open and Luna Reads Clarke to Filth

1:13 – Luna’s Oil Rig: Crucial Plot Development or Random Side Trip?

1:17 – No More Season Finale Genocide for Clarke 2K16

1:28 – Luna Thinks Isolationism Is the Only Path to Peace UR FAVE IS PROBLEMATIC

1:32 – Today on “Mystery, Or Plot Hole?”: Floukru’s Ambassador, Harper/Monty, Something Something Drones, Jacopo Sinclair, Who Took the Chip, and those Goddamn Sneak Peek Set Photos

1:51 – Time For One Last Luna Flail

1:52 – NIGHTBLOOD BABIES???

1:55 – Roan’s Back Next Week, LOOK AROUND LOOK AROUND AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW