This spooky month, our horrifying hosts hop into a pit in the ground, eat a little bit of an old dudes heart and sink our teeth into the newish, coolish, spookyish lesbian vampire flick, Bit. Join us as we talk vampires, the rules of vampirism and that one time we saw Twilight because everyone kind of had to.

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Our stunning covert art was designed by the incredibly handsome and talented Sam Mickan (Instagram: @sammickns). Royalty-free theme song from bensound.com