This week on the pod, we launch straight into wacky witterings with someone claiming to be an astronaut (I spent 10 minutes rearranging my fridge once, I now identify as an interior designer - does that count??) and things only go downhill (or down the pan) from there. From introducing delusional turd tariffs to exposing the shocking truth that the Pope knew…this episode is a wild ride through nonsense, nostalgia, and near-decent hypotheticals.