What could be more modern than looking at ways to disagree, right? But these aren’t new arguments, once again spanning the years, we look at essays from different times and places that explore a number of the divisions in life. In Apple pie, Baseball, and Jazz (2015) we are confronted with the place of Blackness in the American identity. Then we encounter a diatribe against the alleged unity found in the church in Divide We Stand (2021). Finally, we come to what is possibly the most popular essay from the entire fuzzie squirrel catalog, Button B Has No Function (2005).