Will and Diego get their first numbers from the network, and would you believe it sets off some tension between? There's some Dragon Ball Z talk, Will tries to write Diego's autobiography (title), and Will knows more about Dogs than the HBO television show OZ.

Recorded by Jake Robinson. Written and performed by Diego McCafferty & Will Weldon.

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